I had a vry successful career as a performer for a good five cycles (Humans are reading zis? Oh zeh whole thing is being translated to one of zeir language? (okey for the humans reading this a cycle is about 3.6 of your years an dis based on the Grey Being lunar-solar calenda- WHY AM I GIVING YU A HISTORY LESSON! Got. Fiend another alien to explain this to u. Iam supposed to be venting.)) . I weill admit, iet developed a bit of an ego. Pooshed those I didn't raelize wer important away untell it waz too late. Baus, if you ar reading theis, I'm sorry. I had godt it in my haed that I could find someone beter than you. Someone who woudn't snore louder than something that is known to be very loud I cannout make a comparion right now and wouldn't smell leik rotten fish and wouldn't et rotten fish even tho we are both rich and could just go to a resturant. I meian, seriously. We couldve HIRED someone to get the groceries and clean the fridge and I DID hire someone to do just that yet somhoew you woold find three month old juice in the baeck of the fridge and shout "LET'S SEE EIF THIS HAS TURNED INTO ALCHOHOL!" thein CHUG THE WHOLE BOTTEL, thein STAND IN FRONT OF THE FRIDGE FOR A WHOLE MINUTE STARING into NOTHING, ONLY TO THEIN SAY, "No Buzz." THEIN GO ALONG YUR DAY LEIK NOTHEING HAPPENED!! Mein nebulas from wich Ie originated, you would think you were raised in the wild. You are insane. But yu kno wat I realized? I am insane too. I thout I could find someone as insane as I am, just as I did with u, but I couldn't. So, Baus, let's be freaks of this universe together.